trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

styro:

"mommy can i be batman?" "no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty""i want to be batman though""shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

styro:

"mommy can i be batman?" 
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

soundlyawake:

mattew:

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god
Is that
soundlyawake
??

OMG

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

image

Omg all the time.